The IT Crowd - S2E2
'Denholm Reynholm's Son'
Jen: Receptionist, 3rd floor, Gloria, have you seen her baby? Roy: I didn't even know she was pregnant. Moss: She was out to here. Roy: Yeah... I thought she was stealing office equipment. That's how I got that monitor home.
Moss: Well. One night we really drunk, and err… we were so drunk that we decided to hire prostitutes. But when they arrived at the hotel we were too scared to do anything so we brought them to a fair. They were really nice. In the end they only charged us half but we did have to pay for all the rides.